Тут в основном смешные цитаты, веселые:



Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating.

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In the beginning there was nothing, then God said 'let there be light' and there was still nothing but you could see it.

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I'm on a seafood diet, every time I see food, I eat it.

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No men are ever worth your tears, and the man who is, will never make you cry.

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First God created man, then he had a better idea.

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I'm not weird, I'm gifted.

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An error isn't a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog/cat.

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I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.